BIN THERE AND NOT DONE IT, DO'H
This morning was woken by the huge....
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MORNING AGENTS.
My firewall is turned off, my anti-virus cover has expired, quick run for the hills the end is nigh. How did all this happen ? Why does my computer think it has to tell me this every day ? It鈥檚 like a desperate door to door salesman who just won鈥檛 stop knocking, scared to go back to his office without the scalp of yet another unsuspecting signee.
One day I鈥檇 like to switch on this computer and for it to say鈥
AHHH THERE YOU ARE.
Dear Bloggers,
How the devil wears prada are you ?
I have had a weekend full of鈥
RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS, RADIO STATIONS AND OFFERS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
What is it with people ?
Don't they realise we are happy where we are.
Doing what we do.
At the B.B.C.
On Radio 2, the pride of the fleet.
Please tell them to leave me alone.
Happy Friday everyone, WE HAVE CAKES, THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY frigging gorgeous.
Lots of love, the big time blog is back on Monday.
Bring on the rugby.
PEACE brothers and sisters.
CLP 2007 x
COME ON NOW MEN, FALL IN, IF YOU WILL.
It鈥檚 obvious, we are like batteries. The older we get the longer we take to charge and the shorter the charge lasts. I was talking to a guy yesterday and he said鈥
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE TOAST.
Finished the crossword last night, in bed, last thing - get in! haven鈥檛 finished one for ages. Last clue was鈥 Old and unsteady, on and off,
the answer鈥
I SWEAR I'M ELECTRIC
Turned my phone off last night at the start of the quiz and it won鈥檛 let me turn it back on again. Went to turn my computer on this morning and it was having none of it鈥
ANY ROOM FOR A SMALL ONE
Hi monkey cats, how鈥檚 it hanging,
So a woman starts a blog off just a few weeks ago and has now been offered seventy grand to write more of the same for a publisher, they call it the鈥
BYE BYE BABY
Afternoon, just checking in to say a quick hi and bye.
Fridays I work on me鈥 鈥榦use like, you know warra I mean ?
Had the dust busters in, they tell you to leave your house for a day and then they clean EVERYTHING and I mean everything, the colour of the water that comes out of their machines ! And the stuff I saw was just off the cushions from the sofa.
Value for money, there must be few services on planet earth that come close.
If only they could clean the insides of us humans, can you imagine the *&^% they could get out of us. Woooohaaaa !
Have a lovely weekend and I hope you鈥檒l be back Monday, a little wiser, a little happier, maybe a little chubbier and a little more loved up.
CLP x.
BYE BYE BABY
Afternoon, just checking in to say a quick hi and bye.
Fridays I work on me鈥 鈥榦use like, you know warra I mean ?
Had the dust busters in, they tell you to leave your house for a day and then they clean EVERYTHING and I mean everything, the colour of the water that comes out of their machines ! And the stuff I saw was just off the cushions from the sofa.
Value for money, there must be few services on planet earth that come close.
If only they could clean the insides of us humans, can you imagine the *&^% they could get out of us. Woooohaaaa !
Have a lovely weekend and I hope you鈥檒l be back Monday, a little wiser, a little happier, maybe a little chubbier and a little more loved up.
CLP x.
THE DAY AFTER THE PERFECTLY COOKED STEAK THE NIGHT BEFORE
I can smell the summer coming or at least the spring. Once again up early this morning, it鈥檚 already really light and the birds sound much happier than of late.
What鈥檚 the most important thing to you鈥
THE SIX O'CLOCK ALARM BEGINS TO RING, TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Happy V Day everyone. I am awoke by the merry birds of London a-twittering their way towards Spring. Did you know it鈥檚 only the male birds that鈥
鈥颈苍驳.
BLUE SKIES, RED EYES, ORANGE PEEL THIGHS. WELCOME TO ANOTHER DAY IN YOUR LIFE
Someone just told me,
鈥淵ou look really handsome, this morning.鈥
It鈥檚 a nice thing to say but鈥
WHEN EVERYONE ELSE HATES YOU, YOUR DOG LOVES YOU.
Mange Tout and a good Monday morning to you.
Came back to London today in rush hour traffic鈥
WHERE THERE'S A WILL ?
Late on a Friday, honestly you know I probably always will be, today...
...I was once again amongst thousands of boxes in my new house, Enzo was giving me a helping paw and then all of a sudden it was two o'clock and time to board the bus for London and the ALL REQUEST FRIDAY THING.
The cakes have been bought, the team are loosened up and the first chune has been chosen, loaded and is ready to roll. We're just waiting for Mr. Wright to finish and then we'll be good to go,
lots of love you lot, especially the first timers,
Off to read the latest posts now..
P.S. WE WON THE FLIPPIN' CRICKET.
xxxx
MY WORD FOR ONCE THEY WERE BANG ON AND ISN鈥橳 THE WORLD OH SO QUIET.
So how many people aren鈥檛 going to work today ? There is absolutely no activity in my street and it鈥檚 eight o鈥檆lock already ! Normally by now, there鈥檚 noises coming from every floor of my building鈥
ONE EYE ON THE WORLD BUT NO MORE
Friends, Romans, Bloggers. It is my honour to address you once again in the forum renowned for its decorum.
Last night the Once A Month Club took its toll once again鈥..
THE BIRDS, THEY TWITTER IN THE MORNING, ME, I PICK MY NOSE.
Can鈥檛 sleep, too excited. Honestly, I actually woke up due to overexcitement. This is a first for me鈥.
SEASONAL BLIP, THAT鈥橲 ALL IT WAS.
Just had a three hour meeting鈥.
FRIDAY ON MY MIND
Afternoon RATFANS. what about that damn JOHNNY SAUNDERS moonlighting on Steve Wright and being very good at it too. Right now I'm actually in...
MORNNG RAT FANS.
Went to Foxy鈥檚 last night for dinner and had a great time.
She has a new swish flat, all designed and everything. Maximum space, minimum fuss. Pragmatically stylish, like the girl herself.
On the menu鈥
