The Now Show asks for a short poem of complaint
Each week The Now Show asks their audience a question, and read out the funniest and sometimes the most bizarre answers at the end of the show.
So if you think you've got a great answer to this week's question or you just want to get something off your chest, you can contact The Now Show in the following ways:
Leave an answer in the comments section of this blog, post it on Twitter using the hashtag #nowshow or contribute on our before 7.30pm tonight, and they'll print out everything before they go on stage.
This week's question
A woman in Grantham complained about the closure of her local M&S in the form of a poem - and the store manager replied back in rhyme too.
Write us a short poem on an aspect of British life that you would like to complain about!
Comment number 1.
At 14th Dec 2010, DG_Young wrote:I have a haiku for you:
Now Show running joke
Duchy Original Man
Never was funny
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Comment number 2.
At 4th Jun 2011, Will Sharplin wrote:I kick it in
he says it's out
I complain
He says "no need to shout"
I call for vote
He wins again
cause all the others
have corruption claims
He says he's the best
w'ell ever get
Who on earth
actually voted for Sett?
The FA
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Comment number 3.
At 24th Nov 2011, mcskus wrote:can't think, brain dum,
inspiration won't come,
high fees school leaves
tough boots rolled sleeves,
poor house, worse system
best wishes, amen
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Comment number 4.
At 28th Nov 2011, Tarka Daal wrote:A poem of complaint
should take less than a minute.
But that takes some restraint - COS THE WORLD'S JUST CRAP NOW,
innit?
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Comment number 5.
At 3rd Dec 2011, Tafkaj wrote:Did I miss something ... ?
There were several audience questions on last night's show, one of which was: "What do you you do if a cow charges you?"
My answer would be: "tell her she was crap but ask for a receipt anyway."
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