How To Destroy...Britney Spears
NOTE: Haha! Didn't expect THAT didja? Not only did we NOT do the gag about how we don't need to know how to destroy Britney because she's doing a perfectly good job on her own (frankly, as a joke, it's mean, and therefore beneath us all), but look! This is like tabloid SQUARED. A union between Britney Spears and Pete Doherty would make the editors of the Sun, the Mirror, Heat! and the NME all explode with excitement (no bad thing, obv), and there's no question that a kiss from his lips would probably be (excusing the pun) toxic.
Hey, if we're lucky, she might be toxic too. OR it could be like when you get to negative things together and it makes a positive (like two wrongs actually making a right, and just as likely). They could become librarians together or something. So long as they're both happy, right?
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will everyone please leave britney alone. She is a young girl who has made afew bad choices in her life. In these days - who hasnt made some bad choices. Just because Britney is in the public eye this whole thing has been blown out of all proportion. Come on people, give britney a break. By the way, the new single (gimme more) rocks.
[Totally agree, Vincent. In fact I said as much a few months back. Here... - Fraser]
Heh! Someone needs to look into buying a sense of humor. :p
Personally, I think Pete and Britney look splendid together.
and leave pete alone! he only drinks tea now and he's a musical genius!
[Is he? He should put some of that on his records. Shall I tell him? - Fraser]
brush her wig off
Hahaha. We could only hope something like this would happen. I think it'd be great to see all the tabloid people's brains exploding.
But knowing celebs, they'd go the total opposite direction and be even more of a train wreck than they already are. However, 1 crazy celeb + 1 crazy celeb does not equal 2 crazy celebs.
The equation would be more like 1CC + 1CC= CC squared, which is mass chaos, as we all know.
Still, I'd love to see it. All the ickyness you could ever want in one relationship.
correct me if im wrong, i was never that talented at maths, but wouldnt 1CC + 1CC = 2CC? it would be 1CC x 1CC = CC2* (*the stupid superscripted 2 didnt copy and paste from word).. so, wouldnt that come about if these two had a child? i wonder what it would look like.. and if britney would be allowed in a room alone with it.. or pete for that matter.. OR if its actually any of our business and shouldnt we lay off a bit?
aha! i am right, its handy knowing a-level maths peoples
Oh thats a bit harsh! As if she doesn't have enough problems without putting Pete Doherty into the mix. Even Britney doesn't deserve that kind of punishment!
did you just say pete's not talented?!? look at britney!!! he has more talent in his little finger than britney has! but that doesn't seem to matter. they've both behaved stupidly but its ok to slag pete and not britney? give 'em both a break, at least he's trying to sort himself, unlike britters.
[I didn't say it was OK to slag Pete but not Britney, I didn't say I was OK to slag either of them, seeing as they're real human beings with real feelings and stuff. All I did was query your use of the word 'genius'. This little cartoon thing here is more a joke at the expense of the tabloids, wouldn't you say? - Fraser]
i think that bombarding britany spears with all the trouble with the press is bad enough but then you go and do that to her picture.
how would you feel if somebody did that to you? i thing who ever did that to her picture should be ashamed of them selves its mean rude and is a form of bullying think about your acctions before you actually do it.
Lighten up!! it's only a joke...
Kerri, you are entirely correct. However, when celebrities get together, you know how they create their own world? Well, that also means they can create their own math, because in this case the chaos that could/would result would be more than just the two of them combined. Squaring it just makes it more like it would actually be in real life.
Does that make any sense? (In my own head it does, but I might not be explaining it well.)
Still, this picture kinda makes me cringe every time I look at it. Something about not wishing Pete on my worst enemy...it's funny anyway.
it makes sense but it doesnt make SENSE if that makes sense.. as in i see where youre coming from but it doesnt make sense in reality.. hehe am I making sense? :P
ive just realised what an odd word sense is, you know like when you repeat a word over and over.. well now sense doesnt make sense :S
I think Kerri's about to implode (please don't!)
hehe dont worry, no imploding for me.. am bouncing around though cus SPOOKS IS SO AMAZING! im a little over excited about the return of this amazing show to our tvs :S if im going to implode its perhaps cus of that.. i dont think i should have eaten those sugary sweets..
This one I liked a lot more although in the Austin Power's Goldmember Film, Austin Powers did a great job destroying Britney Spears.
Ohh thats a shame!! She has mucked up like big time but deserves a we ebreak she needs to get hera ss back to reality and disapear for a while n then come back caus ei think she is grteat and deserves a come back!!! Simon Cowel shud take her on and she shud move to the uk get away from us tabliods!!!
I want to just send Britney some hope. I have experienced mental distress since 1979 and been through a couple of hospitals under sect. It does get better! If when she does get on the right road she wants to give somethig back I feel she and other high profile artists like her ( Amy winehouse) perhaps could make a real difference for the 1 in4 people in British society that have similar experiences and are treated so poorly often by those who can never really understand unless they have been there1
Good luck best wishes and please do get intouch if you want to make a difference , Peter.