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I thought I'd won it

• Mark
• 2 Oct 06, 05:05 PM

Hi guys!

Got to say that last week's show was brill, it was the most costume changes ever in the space of three hours for everyone. Must say thank you to our guest Jesse McCartney who was a real laugh and a really nice guy to have around, good luck with the single Jesse!!

We finally had a winner in Loot Machine hooray!! I really didn’t think that was gonna happen all series. So you know what to do if you wanna win, send us your parents tat to win something phat. I am still getting over my defeat in The Chinatown Challenge. I was absolutely gutted for many reasons but the main one was that Sam was terrible at darts and I thought I had it in the bag. The moral of this story is never count your chickens or else a small hobbit from Barnsley will beat you (well I think that’s how it goes).

It’s been a busy old day today. Sam cooked dinner for us all Ed, Helen and myself and it was a lovely dish of salmon wrapped in Parma ham with potato and cheese YUMMY!! However, Sam dropped Helen's plate on the floor so all she was left with was crusty potatoes with bits of fluff on from the floor. So to cheer her up we wrote her a song, Ed and Sam wrote the music I wrote the lyrics. It’s called 'Helen's sorry song':

"HELEN WE UNDERSTAND YOUR CONCERN, WE DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOUR STOMACH CHURN
YOU’RE A VEGGIE AND ITS PLAIN TO SEE, YOU WOULD RATHER BE MUNCHING ON A TREE!
SALMON WAS THROWN TO THE FLOOR, IT WAS CERTAIN YOU DIDN’T WANT IT ANYMORE
LOTS OF GUNGE ON THE FLOOR AS WE PLAY, PLEASE SAM CARRY HELENS FOOD ON A TRAY!

IT’S THE SORRY HELEN SONG, IT’S THE SORRY HELEN SONG
DON’T WORRY IT WONT TAKE TOO LONG, TO SING THE SORRY HELEN SONG"

Needless to say she accepted our apology and the song will be available in all good music shops (only joking).

Take a look at some photo's from last week;