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To celebrate and raise money for this year's Comic Relief, 1Xtra are bringing you a night of stand-up comedy at a secret venue in central London. Now, as well as the professional stand-ups lined up, one (un)lucky 1Xtra DJ will also be taking to the stage and they're letting YOU decide who it will be! This is my campaign statement: For the love of all that is right in the world, DO NOT VOTE FOR ME!!!

We wanna raise as much money as possible for Comic Relief and you won't be raising anything if I'm on the stage telling jokes. Now, Jenna G is a funny girl. She'd be excellent. Ace is HILARIOUS!! He'd smack it on stage in a stand up situation. Iyare used to compere for a comedy club - he's more than qualified. Trebs...well, he'd do a better job than me!

Go here and check the profiles on each of the 1Xtra deejays up for this and place your vote. If you want to be there on 15th March in Central London then go here to register for tickets, but whatever you do, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT VOTE FOR ME...