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New from Thingbuyco! Do-it-yourself portrait painting! (Canvas, brushes and paint not supplied)

A poor trait of New Orleans...

Just another day in French cinema...

The Louisiana version of "You've been framed" left something out in the translation.

Were only doing this so we get on the Â鶹Éç's caption competition!

Exactly two thousand words.

Picturis was framed

Goth, it'th great to thee you again.

Don't you just hate it when you both turn up to a party wearing the frame thing?

Miror, Mirror on the wall
Who's the Fairest Queen of all

After a series of hold-ups by the minority zombie population, police release artist's impressions of the suspects

Who framed Jessica Rabbit then?

the klu klux klan's new ceremonial uniform didnt quite hold the same sinister appeal!

The Big Friezey

Does my beignet look big in this?

Sash window salesman's clown costume successfully fools dissatisfied customers

May we interest you in double glazing?

So they're closing the Large Hadron Collider for two years - Whatever

Comic Relief does Frame Academy.

"It's actually a lesser known work by Harold Pinter."

How much is that doggie in da Vinci ?

Look over there, truly the eye is the window of our souls..

Double Tap, Zombieland Revisited.

A whiter shade of FAIL

Beads are so yesterday, darlings.

Whom are you calling Fat, Tuesday?

Government send in a Clown in a vain attempt to cheer up post-Katrina residents..

I'd rather a thousand words!

Oh dear, we seem to have on the same outfit.

Philip Treacy's latest creations come in both monochrome or full colour

So girls, what does the rough end of New Orleans look like?

Coco was worried who had stolen his big shoes, but there were a couple of suspects in the frame.

Brush hour.

I definitely wasn't expecting THAT today from Everest!

Somehow the fun had gone out of Mardi Gras.

Clown to the left of me, Hooker on the right ...

In some parts of the Deep South, mirrors come in pairs..

I got my outfit at Victorian's Secret.

He's the worst clown in the world and we're not even going to give him a zero.

a picture of Dorian ...Grey

The Bayou Tate

We also do baby showers and Bar Mitzvahs.

Portraits of Dory and Grace

"NOW we look like Kate."

Average Sun reader bypasses new-look Page 3.

The ghouls decided to take their show on the road.

The police have issued these photo-fit pictures of two women they would like to interview

Him? He's called Sendin ... Sendin the Clown

That proves nobody will look at us unless we use a television frame

Does my Picasso look big in this?

Look at those awful frames! Should have gone to Specsavers.

Gallery Cure-raters.

When did you update to Windows 8?

Goil on canvas. Actually two goils. Uck Uck Uck Uck

Of course, we only do this for the Monet

Mona and Lisa lacked a little je ne sais quoi.

What an arresting sight! They must be Constables.

"Uh oh - I think he’s noticed that we’ve pinched the wheels off his bicycle..."

We're meant to be the Mona Lisa - we're Impressionists, you see

2 bits, greyscale, portrait. Photoshop, the interpretive mime recital was drawing mixed reviews.

Painting by dumbness

Food industry spokeswomen were at a loss to explain how the George Stubbs paintings had ended up in the jambalaya

Antony Worrall-Thompson's colourful disguise wouldn't fool the store detectives. They were equipped with two-way mirrors

We're only doing this so we get on the Â鶹Éç's caption competition!


No5 Corrected

Unbeknown to the sisters, the frames would only assist the accuracy of the custard pies

The Ku Klux Clan finally shows itself for the bunch of murderous
clowns they are.........

I don't think much of the painting on the left, but its got a damned fine easel

And now, Lot 49 - two paintings of old mares by Stubbs

Latest exercise fad futile, as it's proved 'no pane no gain'

Gandalf adored New Orleans - it was the only place on earth where he could just blend in

When I asked George Stubbs to paint horse he must have misheard me

The penalty for non transparency was severe.

Both hatches in the Mardi Gras Ticket Office were open

No, you misunderstood me when I asked "Could you take my picture please?"

Ellie and Norah both wore a paint expression

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
They asked for a painting
But we gave them two

"I still think we would have made more money in Amsterdam"

Goth! Is that Rod Hull and Emo?

Local hygiene laws forbid the use of toilet seats at the annual gurning contest

Support staff for the new Conservative candidate for Eastleigh on the campaign trail - every picture sells a tory

No one was exactly sure of their provenance but it was clear they were no oil paintings

Typical, give them a horse sandwich, and still they beef about pay.

Police mugshots now targeted for cost-cutting measures.

Anemia.......not something to clown around with.

Facebook.....the early days.

"Well it's either a post-modern juxtaposition of the model and the artefact in art, as opposed to objectified artistic representation of the model IN art, as it were, or else their hands got stuck to the frames with superglue, Charles"

Be Happy! It's Smile At A Stranger Day.

The Clown Ghouls are put on display to deflect attention from other royal happenings

"We're Mac users, actually."

"Next time Quentin Tarantino says he'll put us in the picture, Marion, check what he means first!"

This year, the sisters wanted their performance to be a little more "edgy"

Self-portraititis.......an interesting affliction of unkown origin that severely impairs the victim's ability to conduct normal day to day affairs e.g. dressing,washing, eating etc due to the instinctive vice-like grip on the wooden picture frames used.Muscle relaxants have proved ineffective.Clown therapy is being researched.

Our favourite font? Casement Sans.

Mutton done up as lamb? That's OK, the Food Standards Agency are quite happy about that.

"You're no oil painting. Face it."

"Ok."

Alice was twofaced thought the mad hatter

"We don't know anything about horsemeat! We've been framed!"

In George A. Romero's latest film, even garden gnomes turn into zombies

Coco was quite concussed after riding his bicycle into that post at 40 m.p.h.

Mardy Gran