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He might look a bit saggy, but do try and find out what diet he's on

I bet I'm less endangered than old men who walk around in the Winter with shorts on!

I do so love shopping in London - I must be buy-polar

Change at Tottenham Court Road for the Northern Line

I hate London in November - it's so hot!

Canada Water? That should be perfect for me!

Fully upgraded in 2016? I doubt my species is going to last that long.

They're talking underground, I'm definately overground - do I look like a Womble?!

Residents of London Zoo are let out on parole

"I don't mind waiting till 2016 for the upgrade, but if anyone else asks me "why the long pause..."

He was bearly noticed.

OK, so the old lady in the clothes shop must have been deaf, but I'm sure I'm going to enjoy the polo

"After these new fare rises, I've heard that the Tube is set to make a mint..."

Upgraded by 2016? Yea and polar bears roam free in london

My day job? I'm an artic driver.

Nobody noticed the polar bear, as he wasn't wearing a hi-viz jacket

Knut had been forced to relocate to London as part of the Witness Protection Scheme

Doesn't anybody know where David Attenborough lives?

Someone told me I could get a Wash'n'Brush up around here somewhere

Bear Legs or Bare Legs - I don't know which is worse?

Mum said it was warm and practical.

The saggy outfit? Actually, I work twelve-hour shifts with John Prescott.

Yes, it was Christmas gift from last year.

My first day in the City, and I go and misunderstand Mum's advice to wear a bowler

Wearing a badly-fitting polar bear outfit was the only way the polar bear could walk around unnoticed

Where's the stadium? I'm Ursine Wenger.

He never really got over Knut, you see.

It's a Pepsi protest, actually.

Any more rises in the tube fares, and Lars would have to seriously reconsider reducing the number of his visits to Billingsgate

After workers forgot to turn off one of the tunnel digging machines, London Transport announce the opening of the Jubilee line extension to the North Pole.

Commuters polarised by lengthy but necessary upgrading at Tottenham Court Road Station.

Improved Security Systems, and yet STILL they frisked him. Bear Faced Check!

I remember when all this was ice fields.

You can see that bloke in the orange has got a bear behind

Michael Bond's rejected first draft:-
'Mr. and Mrs. Brown first met Tottenham Court Road on a railway platform. In fact, that was how he came to have such an unusual name for a bear for Tottenham Court Road was the name of the station.'

Now do you believe Global Warming isn't a myth?

I've called to see my relative Paddington, but the road signs aren't a lot of help

The notorious Bill Stickers was forced to go around in disguise

Once again David Attenborough is accused of faking footage for a documentary.

Am I from the North Pole? Actually, I'm from Warsaw, but there was a bit of a misprint.

Well, at least the Northern Line is heading in the right direction.

It was the nearest Ben Collins could get to reliving his past

Scientists decide to test under laboratory conditions the riddle, "If I walk one mile South, one mile East, and then one mile back to where I started from and shoot a bear, what colour is the bear?"

I don't care how improved your security and lighting systems are, if I put my paws over my nose, you wont be able to see me!

How do I cope with the daily commute? Just grin and bear it...

The bear had come to London to see a Harley Street specialist about his polaroids

Simon Smith's Amazing Bears' dancing days were well and truly over

After hitting himself on the cranium with his toolbox, Harry was like a bear with a saw head

The polar bear felt the sun was getting hotter - yet another sign of Glow-ball Warming

London Underground launches publicity for new Narnia West station.

So, you'd describe the bear that attacked you as Caucasian?

Romney ...how quickly they forget.

It was all too much Tube Bear

You did say 'Bearsize Park', didn't you?

"Since the Tube strike, I've been padding tons."

The Northern Line extension may be too ambitious, a new report claims.

I've had enough of Ranulph Fiennes dropping in unannounced and thought I'd return the favour...

The Government begins to regret putting G4S in charge of security at London Zoo

At last they've upgraded the Arctic Circle line.

The London Tourist Board was right, thought the polar bear - people don't tend to engage you in conversation on the Underground

"I heard Tottenham were looking for an Ursine winger...?"

Being North American, every time the polar bear tried to travel on the underground, he found himself buying a baguette

Bertram Bear was proof that "Atkins" did work.

What's my sign? Ursine, of course.

Vengeful polar bears begin hunt for Clarkson in last place they’d expect him to be.

"Po LaBear stars in 'Bear Revenge' - global warming had made him angry, and now...he was going to get even".

But it was hell trying to ride a bike with the outfit on, thought Boris

Only the bear necessities, you said. No, wait.

What do you mean "Coming over here, taking all our jobs"...I'm a POLAR bear!

Fashion police, undercover division.

Climate change protester heads for Oxford Street to turn the Christmas lights OFF.

Nigel had been thrown out of the Guards for wearing the wrong bearskin on duty.

It was better than being bald, but Kevin wasn’t 100% sure yet about the rug.

London's Mayor, Bearis Johnson, goes walkabout

I'm off to the Oval - apparently they need a polar

Off-duty PC in fancy dress shop spots passing flasher and heads off in pursuit...

It looks as if that anti-ageing wrinkle serum doesn't work on polar bears

There must be some jellied seals around here somwhere.

What's that smell? Ice melted.

The clean-out of the lost and found in Tottenham Court Road underground proved to have a rather lot of unsual items.

They might look like London Transport operatives, but the polar bear knew they were really working for Cruella de Vil

Whatever it took, Michael Fish was determined that, this time, they WOULD see a pelt down in London.

Orangemen refuse to enter talks with so-called "local" residents.

London in November? Yeah, we always like to go on holiday somewhere really hot.

"Amazing! My satnav said 'in 50 yards bear left'!"

He'd be first in the queue for the January seals.

Strutting through the London streets comes Poly Manero - more Friday Afternoon Slight Temperature than Saturday Night Fever

Of course I'm not totally naked - I'm a Bear on a G String

could you tell me where to get on the 'arctic' circle line

You did WHAT in Wood Green?

Alan. Alan. Alan. Oh sorry, I thought you were one of the Bear City Strollers ...

Mr Assad was grateful for the safe passage offer but thought the Northern Line would be sailing in colder waters.

Americans easily fooled into taking photos of the "Bear Lynn" wall.

Does anyone want a glacier mint?

Blind dates with zookeepers. Come prepared.

Nah mate, they play at White HART Lane and their mascot is a Cockerel. If you're looking for sponsorship, you should try Liverpool FC, cos they're an endangered species too.

Best. Stag. Do. Ever.

There's something you don't see at all. The underground being improved!

Bye-Polar!

Hi. Does the northern line stop at the Arctic circle ?