Â鶹Éç

I see Richard Branson has gone into business with Rick Stein

Rock Lobster Revenge

We're losing height. Quick, throw out more mayonnaise!

And, for the main course, I think I'll have Lobster Montgolfier ...

Crustaceans unite!

Forget the octopus, follow the lobster.

And I suppose fish and chips are out of bounds at this point?

It just sticks in my craw

Disney's next film will be a reworking of Mary Poppins and Finding Nemo

Take that Chinese dragon kite

It's kite windy today

Derek, have you been at those mushrooms again?

For once I like having the wind up

Four bibs, I mean sheets to teh wind he was.

Four bibs, I mean sheets to the wind he was.

But I always fly EasyClaws

Finally, Ryanair introduce their latest 'bare bones' deal.

Harry couldn't believe he was having one of those acid flashbacks again.

I’d look out for Dr Zoidberg if I were you. This may excite him just a bit too much.

I knew there was a catch to EasyJet's latest offer of free in-flight lobster meals - you have to pay a £30 surcharge for mayonnaise ...

Japan finds a new way of making cheap monster movies

As it set a new record for height, the giant lobster started clapping

The latest addition to the fleet of All Nippin' Airways

The Roswell Reenactment Society were pleased with their latest pagent.

"Let's go and fry a kite..."

There's certainly a nip in the air today

I call it Bette Midler, because of all the wind beneath it's wings.

I always get the best lobster because I check the BSI has awarded a kitemark

yeah, right, you'll be telling me you can see flying pigs next... no, wait

"Er, I'll have that one," said the prospective diner at Rick Stein's

Fruits de l'air

I think I'll have the skyfood salad

Drawn and buttered was it?

A rock festival? Nah, this is a rockpool festival ...

The inaugural flight of Air Thermidor

The Bristol branch of Alcoholics Anonymous got many new members that week

You needed strong mussels to hold onto that

The reign in skein falls Mainely in the plane

Firstly, you get them in a pincer movement.

See Mum, see Dad - I told you a masters degree in thermal aerodynamics wasn't a waste of time.

The head of East Riding Council watched in frustration at the lost fines he could have collected had they held the festival in Bridlington.

Time for tea and bisque-ttes

Poor Albert was arrested by an anti-terrorist squad when he said he was Al Kiter ...

We had to inflate them by mouth but it didn't take the wife long she's full of hot air

...and on the stand side it the lobster in the lead by a claw, closely followed by tweety-pie with tigger bouncing along in third place....

I see inflation's getting worse

As they come to the last hurdle, its Rock Lobster in the lead closely followed by Tweetiepie and Garfield.......

I am not flying to America on that, Derek - I said to book a FLIGHT for me ...

The 200th caption comp, and they said the idea would never fly.

Are you sure thats Tigger, looks like Garfield to me? (#45 posted 6 seconds before #47)

Khaled Hosseini bemoaned the fact that it just wasn't as much fun as in pre-War Kabul

Let's see Charlie Brown get that one down from a tree

The whiting and the snail skipped out of shot, closely followed by the lobster that was dancing on their tail

Treasury accused of dumbing down Inflation report

"No, Ann, you can't fly down to the Strictly dancefloor again this year."

It's all lobster shape and Bristol fashion

Met office cuts means that weather kites have to get sponsored

Kite fliers in Bristol described as 'completely shell-fish'

It's amazing what some people will tweet theses days

@VirtuousFang re #50 you are absolutely correct. I don't know my Tiggers from my Garfields. It is Garfield. Hangs head in shame.... I'll get my coat....

Kite enthusiast gazes happily at Bristol's out in the open air

A bit more practice andhe should be able to do the Scorpion kick like higuita

Unfortunately, Spiderman's attempt to eradicate crime failed when only the top half of his Charles Atlas Body Development Course arrived

As the strains of "I Should be so Lucky" blasted around the arena, suddenly Kitie Minogue appeared

The appeal of this kind of kite flying is blown up out of all proportion

Dear Magazine Monitor. I'll get my kite.

Discombobulator stared in astonishment as his coat got caught in the lobsters claws due to the high winds.

Ryanair open new far east operation - the crushed asian route.

Nick Park pops out of his Bristol studio to check out the animation for the forthcoming "Wallace and Gromit Under the Sea"

Bristol CID braced itself for an onslaught of reports of UFOs

What, no lightening yet? I'm steamed.

Organising Committee introduce doping tests after competitors openly claim to be 'high as a kite'

The organisers later agreed to check all flight arrivals and departures at Bristol Airport next year

When I said I wanted to go kite watching, I meant birds actually...

Over-inflated, plastic and orange - it's the launch of "Kitie" magazine

Steven Spielberg later apologised but said it was a lot cheaper than CGI

Unidentified Frying Object

shell suits are clearly back in fashion

You can get back in, Mr Walliams. They're not really that size.

Â鶹Éç scrap an item from the Weather programme in case they are accused of Advertising.

He hoped his wife wouldn't be as mad with a lobster as the last time when he came home having caught some crabs.

These days, Lord Mandelson was reduced to pulling the strings of a grinning, orange high-flyer.

This was Brian's second attempt, as the first attempt - the Rock Lobster - totally failed to get off the ground.

Never mind the chicken, it's the vicious lobster of Bristol we're worried about.

Â鶹Éç Budget cuts force Dr Who production values to slip

Looks good, but I can't see how it's going to replace the Harriers...

the Lobster's nothing to be scared of ...you should see the Cray twins

Inflatable shellfish ...the latest crays

Emerging from the beauty parlour, The lobster realised that whilst he looked as if he had been 'tangoed', tweetypies spray on was much much worse.......

"Gatwick, we have a problem..."

Lobster jumps for joy, believing there is to be live TV coverage from New Sea-land

When the rope broke it was just like Margaret Mitchell's famous book, 'Gone with the Wind'.

News just in...Police investigating traffic chaos at the Air Balloon roundabout say they're 'close to an arrest'

Best grilled alive under the sun

Lets go a Chit-in!

Oh, no. The wind's too strong. We must take crabstick action.

I need to speak to my agent. I'm sure there was a claws in my contract about lobster dressing.

it certainly is a kite for claw size

The Kite Festival's take on the Devil's deal with Faust, "Once again you have fed me a line without looking at the claws-e"

"No, Lobby! No! Don't grab the string with your razor sharp claws............"