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Sadiq Khan

Kayvan Novak imagines the answerphone messages of London mayor Sadiq Khan.

Nigel Farage

Kayvan Novak imagines Nigel Farage's voicemail as he flies off to America.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Kayvan Novak imagines the answerphone messages of Sherlock's Benedict Cumberbatch.

Paul Hollywood

Kayvan Novak imagines the answerphone messages of Great British Bake Off's Paul Hollywood.

Katie Hopkins

Kayvan Novak imagines the answerphone messages of controversial columnist Katie Hopkins.

Barack Obama

Kayvan Novak imagines what the voicemail of President Barack Obama might sound like.