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Reciprocity
by Rosie T
This contribution to The Fantasy Archers topic of will have you humming "The Bear Necessities" from Disney's version of The Jungle Book for the rest of the day..
Look for the reciprocities
The simple reciprocities
Forget about your partner or your wife.
I mean the reciprocities
Those Mother Doris recipes
That brings the reciprocities of life.
If my eyes wander, even if I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my farm home!
The bees are buzzing on Lakey Hill
To make some honey just for Jill
When you look under the memorial bench
And take a glance at the 'pic' of my wench
Then maybe try a few ...
The reciprocities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the reciprocities
The simple reciprocities
Forget about your partner and your wife.
I mean the reciprocities
That's why a roué can rest at ease
With just the reciprocities of life
Now when you fry a banger
Or start an affair
And you drop a clanger
Next time beware!
Don't fry the banger in the nude
When you have affairs
Don't be rude
But you don't pick a fight with a lion
Don't think you can outmanoeuvre Brian
Have I given you a clue ?
The reciprocities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall in with my plans, I rule it.
'Cause let me tell you something little Tom,
If you act like that you must be wrong.
And don't spend your time on things organic,
For something that's gonna make you panic
When you find out you can live without my money
And go along not thinking I'm anything but a honey,
I'll tell you something true
The reciprocities of life will come to you
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