Joyce
Married to Alan. Joyce doesn鈥檛 like surprises, and prefers to be in control of every aspect of hers and everybody else鈥檚 life.
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"I don't know why I bother trying to do things for people."
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She is a part-time receptionist at a GP surgery, nearing retirement and a keen member of the local choral society.
Joyce worries a lot about her close circle of dear friends, and when they鈥檙e next going to embarrass her in public. She got on very well with her parents, always a good girl, but mum was keen for her to get married and leave home because she kept re-arranging the furniture.
Questionnaire
What makes you unhappy?: Alan鈥� and mess
Best Friend: Maureen, because she says the things other people don鈥檛 dare to.
Most annoying friend: Maureen, because she鈥檚 got a big mouth.
Best holiday destination: Campsite in France when the kids were little.
Person you most despise: Anyone who doesn鈥檛 understand why I鈥檓 right.
Trait you most deplore in yourself: Hardly ever thinking of myself.
Trait you most deplore in others: Rudeness
Most treasured possession: Dining-room suite.
First kiss: At a dance. Didn鈥檛 like it, he smelled of cigarettes. Put me off for a while.
When did you lose your virginity?: With Alan. Didn鈥檛 like it, he smelled of cigarettes too, put me off for a while.
Radio station: Magic.
Favourite bit of yourself: Bottom.
Least favourite bit of yourself: Top.
Favourite smell: Febreze.
