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So Graham's flight's been delayed and it's given him a bit of time to think about all the reasons he hates flying. Including, delays, having to turn up 4 hours before you fly, shit food in the airport, shit food in the plane, overpriced shit food in the airport, overpriced shit paninis on the plane, lack of leg room, arseholes that put their seat back, bampots who queue at the gate before their gate is called, having to sign in to get the wifi, duty-free being the same fucking price it is on the high street, surly staff, narrow aisles, armrest hoggers, sinus pain, flight socks, ears-a-poppin', turbulence, babies crying, babies shitting, Babies puking, fear of getting a drunken pilot, fear of bird strike, fear of a terrorist attack, fear of engine failure, only being allowed 100 millilitres of liquid, they always run out of resealable bags, extortionate parking, there's never any bins, lost fucking luggage, carousel stress, missing connecting flights, lads on tour girls on tour, when they lie about delays. And finally... cavity searches. Yeah, Graham really hates flying!