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In this episode, we get Paul Hartley back on the managerial wagon, move Kris Boyd to Maryhill, look at the nonsense that players have been tweeting and ’gramming in the world of social media, and welcome a samurai defending cult hero. The boys dive down the rabbit hole to lament the lack of Scottish international football success and make a pact to go and urinate in some fountains this summer to ‘support’ the women’s team.

Outside the studio, the five-year-olds are back to fix Scottish football.

The show is played out by Meursault with a beautiful rendition of Don’t Come Home Too Soon to send our women’s national team off to France this summer. And Project Unicorn, the story of a unique and intriguing tale of hope, planning and belief begins here.