Epistle to S Thomson of Carngranny
By James Orr
Dear Thomson! Fav鈥檙ite o鈥� the nine!
Wi鈥� wham I shar鈥檛 the feast of min鈥�
Before the hag of strife,
Wi鈥� han鈥檚 that reek鈥檛 wi鈥� bluid she鈥檇 shed,
鈥楪an wi鈥� the hues o鈥� black an鈥� red,
To strip my wab o鈥� life.
Gaun thro' the muir awee ere night
I mark't Lyle's lafty hill;
An' min't the minstrel, blythe an' bright,
Wha fam't it wi' his quill;
An' why now, thought I now,
Hae we been mute sae lang;
Ise sen' now, an' ken now,
How things wi' SAMIE gang.

For me, we' a' that's come an' past,
I'm at my ain fire-side at last,
Fu' blythe, tho' fash't awee,
When geckt at by the purse-proud drove; -
But deel-ma.care, sin' little love
Is lost 'tween them an' me.
Wi' plackless deels, like us, to board,
They'd think a burnin' shame,
An' at their revels, tak' my word,
We'd deem oursel's frae hame:
While dealin's, an' mailin's,
They dully egotize on,
Durst we, Sam, mak' free, Sam,
To mention rhyme or reason?
L鈥攄! ,what this pridefu' heart has thol'd
To hear a cuif, whase useless gold
Ne'er made ae poor man happy,
Expose some selfless son o鈥檞orth,
Because half-doil'd wi' wine an' mirth,
He kent na when to stap ay.
I'd rather drudge, an' do-blacks roast,
An' want hale breeks to shift me,
Than shine in ease, gif grubs cud boast
They lent. me gear to lift me.
We'se debtless, an' fretless,
Enjoy the mite we hae;
An' drink whyles, an' think whyles,
To trifle life away.
I needna fret; the han' o' heav'n
Has gi'en poor me, wham, hardship-driv'n,
It sav't by lan', an' sea,
A feelin' heart, a lhinkin鈥� head,
An' health, an鈥� han鈥檚, to win my bread,
An' comrades firm, an' free.
A landscape fine, that charms my e'en
While workin鈥� sair days-darks on't;
An' Sylvia, an engagin' frien',
Wha can mak' fine remarks on't:
Wi' sense grac'd, an mense grac'd,
An' fand o鈥� truth an' taste,
While Spring's sweet, she sings sweet,
She soothes this trampled breast.
Nae wreath shall grace my rustic brows,
But countra folk my dog'rels roose;
In terms that mak' me blythe:
Tho' whyles scarce worth ae bare babee,
Fancy an' taste, I wadna gie
For a' Braid-Islan鈥� tythe.
I'd rather, blest wi' skill an鈥� grace,
Beg lodgin' in a mill,
Than be the owner o' the place,
An' want baith taste an' skill.
Thro' life, frien鈥�, my strife, frien鈥�,
Has been to search an鈥� know:
But slight ay's, the light ay,
That shines on want an' woe.
But ne'er, tho鈥� pin'd, let's be sae wee
As to implore on supple knee,
The proud folks patronage;
They ken, fu' brawly whare we stay,
An' gif they notice us they may,
Aince they've luck't owre our page:
Th' inglorious rhymes o' countra clouns.
Get plenty to degrade 'em,
Wha wad reward wi' laurel crowns
Gif Kings or Priests had made 鈥榚m.
Tho' vain folk disdain folk
We'se sing the burns, an鈥� bow鈥檙s
O' AlRLAN鈥�, our fair lan' -
Deel tak鈥� her faes an' ours!
I'll hae to quat my humble strains,
The moon-beams gild my frost-wrought panes,
An' I've a bit to gang:
I hope your muirlan muse ye'll woo,
To tell me how ye wrastle thro',
Some time when ye鈥檙e no thrang.
Atween an' May, gif bowls row right,
I'll meet ye in Roughfort,
An' aince again devote a night
To frien'liness an' sport.
Meanwhile, sir, sud bile, sir,
Mak' factious prose-men fight,
May leisure, an' pleasure
An' peace be ours! - Good night.