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Posted by mr naughty corner (U2456974) on Sunday, 27th May 2007
We've lost out my friends- I for one will be watching Ch4 at 10pm on tuesday from behind the settee. I only hope that boy band East17 DON'T manage to reform for reasons I don't need to go into...
This missed opportunity for a real proper qualified TV gardener with a bag full of charisma and an unusual range in party tricks to boot, would have silenced all the yahoos and boo-boys on this web site.
Derek Pig
Dezza, excuse my ignorance but what's on at 10pm on Tuesday?
The proper qualified gardener your referring to is Brian Harvey I presume, famous for running over his own head and being a favourite to be the next presenter of gardeners world.
Mycowaz.
Warrior Spirit Mycowaz!
That is indeed correct although I have a deal that I won'tsay it myself. By the way, can you think of an ideal female co-presenter?
The programme is not about gardening- its about Brian and E17 reforming- but as BH IS the OBVIOUS CHOICE for next lead presenter of GW, the AT in waiting, I believe that this worrying development needs serious debate on these boards
Derek Pig
Warrior Spirit Derek!
A worrying development indeed. Some see Brian as being a 'new hope' in horticulture, similar to Luke Skywalkers emergence in episode 4 of Star Wars. Maybe if we join together on these boards, public opinion may persuade Brian to follow the path that is his destiny.
As for a female co-presenter, we need a Princess Lear figure that will be able to stand side by side with Brian against the evil dark lord monty Don, and his horticultural empire of doom. I have to go with Kim Wilde, not for horticultural know how, but for being a first class babe!
May the force be with you!
Mycowaz.
ROCK ON Mycowaz!
it is interesting that you have opted for a rock star as BH's co-presenter. But is there not a female rock star who, unlike Kim, has a proper horticultural qualification? Or, like that other gesticulating gush-gush enthuse-e-ist AMP, at least an NCH?
Vive le Rock
Derek Pig
Their is of course Tinita Tikarim, who is I believe is a qualified gardener and has been lost in rock obscurity since her no.1 hit losing my sobriety. I bet she would be well up for a comeback and would compliment Brian, and of course she's a babe!
Gardeners world would indeed enter a new age!
They could be jedi gardeners ridding the world of all the wannabees.
Rock on Derek!
Mycowaz.
Warrior Spirit Mycowaz!
I'd completely forgotten about her- thanks for reminding me. She did the Kew Diploma didn't she- not that its worth much nowerdays, but it'll wee wee on any of the others.
I noticed the Â鶹Éç were employing one of them kew dip graduates as a researcher on GW- the one that is famous for being the only Kew dip student ever to try to get another student kicked off the course- hey, the Â鶹Éç don't half pick them!
C I D E R M O N K E Y
Derek Pig
I've cottoned on.
you guys are just both the same guy huh?
Who said I was a 'guy' jennyflower?
No we are not the same person, but I believe I may have known Mr Pig in a previous life!
Warrior spirit!
If you are not a guy, what on earth were you doing trying to entice me into a life of compost, debauchery and hendrix music?
And then runnng off with that floozy who's in love with Monty (as I am)?
You have some explaining to do, young man!!!
Ask, Jennyflower, this is a serious messageboard.
J
, in reply to message 10.
Posted by mr naughty corner (U2456974) on Sunday, 27th May 2007
Hey Nejan
I know the real identity of Mycowaz (I think- in fact I'm pretty damn sure) and HE is very much a FELLA. Me and Gartenmeister were on the same Parks Dept. compact tractor training course about 20 years ago but I don't remember a German that kept spitting into the air and catching it in his mouth (and could belch breathing in) and he doesn't remember my fluent swearing.
No Jenny, we are not one.
Warrior Spirit
Dezza Porko
Hey Foxy!
Just a bit of a red herring, I am indeed a chap.
I thought I explained about that other thing... just trying to help the poor girl get over Monty.
Compost, debauchery, and Hendrix, I like it! In that order.
Rock on Foxy!
xxx
I'm trying to think of a first class babe who could co-host GW, but it greives me to conclude that I just can't think of one.
Hang on, what about Barbarella?? Scores pretty highly on the saviour of the universe front too.
Here she is mixing her compost:
Excellent choice Jennyflower!
Barbarella rocks, and is a first class babe!
Love the picture.
Mycowaz.
, in reply to message 14.
Posted by mr naughty corner (U2456974) on Sunday, 27th May 2007
I just don't think you two are taking the possible loss of BH to reformed ex-boy band uncredibility street seriously.
This is a serious loss to the world of gardening TV.
That's not something you should be so flippant about.
seriously, you guys.
Derek Pig
yeah, not a bad choice eh? Sure the viewing figures would soar.
who needs horticultural qualifications when you can dig in a leather all in one cat suit?
Miss Flower, I have to ask...do you dig in a leather all in one catsuit!
Mycowaz.
I would dig in an all in one catsuit, but no, I don't dig in one.
Baggy trousers, old DMs, che guevara t shirt from the back of the market, stupid floppy hat.
So you can banish that one, straight away please.
, in reply to message 18.
Posted by mr naughty corner (U2456974) on Sunday, 27th May 2007
Honestly guys, this is serious- can we get back to a serious discussion about Brian Harvey or am I just wasting my time? What could be more important than tv gardening?
Jenny its a lovely thought.. you digging in a all in one leather catsuit, but I only have eyes for the foxy lady.
Dezza, your right lets get back on track. Brian is the only contender to be the next presenter of GW, what we need is more support on this message board so that the monkeys in the beeb will take notice.
Come on everyone...Brian Hravey (famous for running over his own head) for GARDENERS WORLD!!!!
Warrior Spirit!
and we STILL haven't won Eurovision!
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