Your Letters
14:28 UK time, Monday, 7 May 2012
Last year, you told us there wouldn't be another one for "20 years or so". How dare you sneak in another crafty one at such short notice. I missed this one too! Still, no sense in mooning over it, I suppose...
Rob, London, UK
You mention the Scilly Isles in your magazine, what about the islands Channel, White Isle, Mann of Isle? It is the ISLES OF SCILLY, stop insulting us.
Jeremy Thomas, St Erth Cornwall
10 Things, point 5: A bit confusing but surely everyone's world will end in their lifetime as in when you die. Well that's the way I see it but not in the imminent future I hope. As Groucho Marx said and I am with him on this one, "Death doesn't bother me as long as I am not there at the time!" Ah well onwards and forwards(slowly) lots of living left to do.
Tim McMahon, Martos/Spain
Okay, I'm well aware that what I'm about to say is extremely controversial, but as far as I'm concerned, those are not crumpets. Those are pikelets. There, I've said it.
Sue, London
In line with the new definition of "super" as 14% above average, it gives me great pride to announce that I am now super-rich. Alas, money has not bought me happiness, as I am becoming concerned that I may also be super-ugly.
David Richerby, Liverpool, UK
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