Your Letters
15:47 UK time, Thursday, 28 July 2011
So, Peter Jackson (reporter) manages to name-drop Peter Jackson (Hollywood mega-director). Smooth.
Basil Long, Nottingham
This story leaves the most obvious question unanswered. How did he get up there? (Cue middle class rant about standards of journalism at the Â鶹Éç)
Andrew, Sheffield
National Anthem: Why not a competition to write a suitable fanfare/intro to God Save the Queen followed by the Elgar arrangement of the anthem? That would certainly "beef" things up!
Tim Taylor, London
Rusty, Steve-o and Alan (Wednesday letters): Yes but none of them give a sandwich orientated acronym. (suurely it must be lunch time sooon?)
Susan, Newcastle
Tom Webb (Wednesday's Letters) - groan! What is the best cheese with which to hide a small horse? Marscapone!
Jimlad, Paris, France
What cheese would you use to entice a bear out of the woods? Camenbert!
Jim, Crowborough
Monitor: That's enough cheese jokes. Forever.
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