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The Quote of the Day tells us the man was holding "a cigarette in one hand and his manhood in the other". Please tell me he lit the right one.
Michael Hall, Croydon, UK

Re Quote of the Day, who says men can't multitask?
Alan, Salford, UK
Monitor note: A proud day indeed...

This story - Whirlwind caused havoc at Essex fair - makes me want to know if anyone has ever been tangled in a gazebo before. And also how popular egg-catching is across the country.
Rob Foreman, London, UK

Paper Monitor, I challenge you to ever find a headline to rival .
Kat Gregg, Coventry

I just checked my local weather forecast on the Â鶹Éç website and hadn't expected to be insulted!
The marquee along the top of the page immediately sported the unwelcome message "Some hit and miss rain on the way toady".
Well, weasel, it'll be curtains for you if I get wet!
I'll get me brolly...
Fi, Gloucestershire, UK

Same here. Well, a) how can rain be hit and miss? Will some it nearly reach the ground and then go back up again? And b) there's no need to get personal! I never look great in the morning.
Sue, London

Are family holidays worth all the hassle? The secret is to take an outsider with you (kid's friend etc). Then everyone has to be pleasant to each other.
Jessica Cahill

Andrew (Thursday letters) reminded me of how the Welsh eat cheese... caerphilly.
WP, Cardiff, Wales

Fred asked in Thursday letters about which cheese is best with honey: my choice is manchega with local runny honey and a couple of freshly picked ripe figs eaten at a rustic table under a canopy of rustling vine leaves, with cicadas thrumming in the background and the prospect of a little siesta on crisp white linen sheets in sight. Other cheeses and fantasies are available.
Vicky, East London

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